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Guess its a felony to threaten his life
Cant carry a gun or point it at his wife
Looks like you need to get a sense of humor
Wont torch your house, that was just a rumor
Remember how it was when you set me off
Just cuz Im big now dont mean the bets be off
Only God knows what Ill say or do next
Or whats gonna happen with that CRX
Hey, it wasnt me, it was that one-armed man
An airtight alibi and gloves on my hands
You aint got the balls for this duty
Do the only thing left bitch, just sue me
Chorus:
Try to get your lawyer to go and stick it to me
Call the cops up and lie so they pursue me
Think what you want but shes no cutie
And if you got a problem, then bitch, just sue me
No judge alive will ever move me
When the day comes, Ill ask where the proof be
Point to my face and beg you to shoot me
'Till you got the balls, then bitch, just sue me
I'll say again what I said before
Name starts with a J then she's a whore
Score! Theres another point for the Flash
Cash register ringing as I rank your ass
If you dont like what I have to say
Go run to the judge and try to make me pay
Ill sign the check flip you the birds
Get back on the mic and spit more harsh words
For now, Ill watch and tell the world
About your chickenshit ways and the finger-cuffs girl
Say a few more things you may not like
Your mom aint your mom and the vegans a trike
Didnt your dad once call you a...
Bend you over his lap and proceed to grab it
Just shut your mouth you punk ass newbie
If there's a problem with that then bitch just sue me
Chorus:
Try to get your lawyer to go and stick it to me
Call the cops up and lie so they pursue me
Think what you want but shes no cutie
And if you got a problem, then bitch, just sue me
No judge alive will ever move me
When the day comes, Ill ask where the proof be
Point to my face and beg you to shoot me
Until you got the balls, then bitch, just sue me
Guess maybe I shouldnt say that neither
Then again, you really shouldnt touch that beaver
Do you even know where the girlie's been?
Thats right, you do, with all of your friends
Just a fuckin fool with a three inch tool
A four eyed pussy since before high school
Since you wont ever make it one step through me
Cry your eyes out and bitch just sue me
Chorus:
Try to get your lawyer to go and stick it to me
Call the cops up and lie so they pursue me
Think what you want but shes no cutie
And if you got a problem, then bitch, just sue me
No judge alive will ever move me
When the day comes, Ill ask where the proof be
Point to my face and beg you to shoot me
Until you got the balls, then bitch, just sue me
Outro: (spoken)
*laughing* Go right ahead boy
Call that lawyer up
Here, Ill even help you out
Dial 1-900...
Call now! Operators are standing by
JACKASS